WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED (Is there Really Something to This? LOL!!!)

This was sent to me by a really good old college friend of mine, who is also a husband and father.

As I started going down the list, it all began to sound so true!!! Is there reallly something to this theory??

This is a good laugh!!!! Share this with women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it!


WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

No wonder men are happier.
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Note: the photos below, well let's just say I did my own little investigation on "the male happiness". Yep, my husband (pictured below), has proven that it doesn't take much to make a man happy!

Yep, something as simple as a Dite Rite Soda, can really bring a man joy !!!!! I love you hunny bunny ! (even though it looks likes your love belongs to that Diet Rite soda at the moment!) LOL!!!!

This photo was taken 2 years ago!! Might I add, his love for Soda is the same.

And honey, I told you these photos would resurface again someday ! Guys be careful of who you let photograph you, and more importantly be careful who keeps copies of your photos!!!! Or this too could be you!! LOL!!